officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too




  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here



ultrafacts:

10 Facts about Spongebob

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Lust (Spongebob) - our final analogy is probably the least apparent because we typically think of ‘lust’ in a sexual sense. However, the alternative definition for lust is simply “a passionate desire for something”. In this sense of the word, it cannot be denied that our absorbent yellow friend is an extremely lustful creature. Spongebob has a lust for life that is incomparable to most other cartoon characters - he yearns for the affections of both friend and foe alike, is eager to please, and will often stop at nothing to complete a task.


OH LOOK.

typicalcountyboy:

My friend gave me a black notebook for my surprise 18th birthday/ late debut.

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It looks thick though… maybe I should open it—

Oh no.

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